Have you ever had a really good friend? No, a best friend. One you spend every waking hour with, one you tell all your darkest secrets to? I mean , you guys can't get enough of each other! You talk on the phone for hours, you see each other when ever you can, you are inseparable. You think nothing can tear you apart. WELL YOUR ABSOLUTELY WRONG. There is one thing, the opposite sex! ( maybe the same sex i don't know which way you friend swings). As soon as your best friend gets a boyfriend or girlfriend, you don't even exist anymore?! All they talk about is there stupid relationship. Now don't get me wrong, I'll be happy for me friends, but i mean who was there for your when boys/ girls sucked because you couldn't get a boyfriend/ girlfriend. Or who was there for you when you had to vent cause the jack ass/ bitch stood you up? Yes, it was us, the best friends that you now look to on the side lines. The best friends who don't have boyfriends or girlfriends and are rarely in relationships. WE WERE THERE FOR YOU. and we still will be when that guy/ girl dumps you or cheats on you or what have you. I'm just saying best friends should take presidence over boyfriends.
And i hate to make this personal but, thanks for stealing my best friend you jack ass.
Do you know how hard it is to find the perfect best friend, like the kind you would never get rid of because there just too awesome? No you don't because you probably sold your best friend down the river, just like mine did for you. So ever time your shoving your tongue down her throat you remember this, you good for nothing best friend stealer, if you ever hurt her I'll kill you. and not a quick painless death either, i mean I'm going to slowly break every one of your ribs and watch you cry in agony.
- signed the disgruntled best friend
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